Tickle Our Toes!: the great prop 8 debate

This is officially my favorite comment thread on facebook right now :) Enjoy!

Zachary Noyce is pleasantly surprised by how quiet his Facebook news feed has been, re: Prop 8 case ruling.
22 hours ago · Comment ·
- 3 people like this.
- Tanner Barker LOUD RIDICULOUS STATEMENT (SEVERAL REDUNDANT EXCLAMATION POINTS)
  21 hours ago · · 1 person
  Robert Kelly Sad attempt to refudiate your cunning attempt at being funny. Bold statement that only makes me sound stupid.
  7 hours ago ·
  Zachary Noyce Hypothetical flight of fancy attempting to demonstrate the fallacy of someone else's argument but which only makes me appear like an alarmist nutcase.
  7 hours ago ·
  Tanner Barker Reaffirmation of inconsistent bias
  7 hours ago ·
  Tanner Barker Reaffirmation of inconsistent bias
  7 hours ago ·
  Zachary Noyce Prejudicial conclusion expressed in a tone of attempted reconciliation.
  7 hours ago ·
  Anthony Campisi Heartfelt and personal anecdote without supporting evidence. Ad hominem attack on quality of your parentage!
  6 hours ago ·
  Tanner Barker Girafolo or Beck quote with slight relevance to the topic
  6 hours ago ·
  Zachary Noyce Internally and externally contradictory anecdote which I almost certainly made up on the spot but that vaguely resembles Anthony's. Conclusion with no logical connection to the content of my story.
  6 hours ago ·
  Zachary Noyce Reminder that, hey: This is just Facebook. Can't we all just get along?
  6 hours ago ·
  Anthony Campisi Biting retort to your attempt at peacemaking.
  6 hours ago ·
  Robert Kelly anecdote to lighten the mood, with a biting undertone to state my side of the argument... add abbreviation simulating a laugh at my own joke.
  6 hours ago ·
  Zachary Noyce Misrepresentation of constitution and framer's intent. Founding father quote so divorced from context as to offer no real insight but presented here as an unquestionable endorsement of my opinion. (Implicit assumption of unanimity among early American political thinkers.)
  6 hours ago ·
  Tanner Barker Radical interpretation of the constitution, secondary source quote of Thomas Jefferson. Reaffirmation of inconsistent bias.
  6 hours ago ·
  Tanner Barker Shock that zach and I posted nearly the same thing simultaneously
  6 hours ago ·
  Zachary Noyce Ambiguous emoticon.
  6 hours ago ·
  Matthew Barker Attempting a comment without "tion". Ope. Darn. Failed.
  6 hours ago ·
  Robert Kelly Pointing out fallacies in spelling instead of in statement, attempting to make one sound stupid. Adding no real value to long string of comments by using too many words to explain my point of view. Ending with "that's all I am trying to say".
  6 hours ago ·
  Zachary Noyce Assertion of my position's moral superiority along with a bible quotation.
  5 hours ago ·
  Robert Kelly Misunderstanding your use of the bible and telling you that it has nothing to do with the subject at hand. Insulting your religious views even though they match my moral views.
  5 hours ago ·